Friday, June 28, 2013

How to Walk Peacefully on the Streets of New York as a Female

1. Wait for a bro in a car to whistle, yell, or honk at you. This should not take long.

2. Look them directly in the eye and give 'em Lee's Trademark Glare of Misandry. Practice in the mirror beforehand if you must, to ensure they can tell you despise them with every atom of your being.

3. For those special, extra douche-y cases, I like to slowwwwly extend my middle finger. I'm also known to occasionally throw in a "ballbag" "douchecanoe" or "jerk" on particularly grumpy days. Get creative!

4. Continue walking with a smile, knowing you've done your part for your fellow New Yorkers today.

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